Asked by melikeyrdj
It’s a countdown for torvill and deans new book 😂
twilight-mash DUDE. Got your wish!
AYYYYYY! Never doubt me.
Now predict when the DVD will be released! Or you know, win money.
Six months time - cause of the extras rights! And I GAVE you numbers.
Asked by melikeyrdj
[Image: In a pic from their adventures in Spain (where the rain falls mainly on the plain), all three presenters are standing amongst their cars in the beautiful sunshine. (Yes, it’s snowing here, why do you ask?) Anyhow. James May and Richard Hammond are standing backs to the camera whilst facing Jeremy Clarkson. And Clarkson has both hands over his face, covering most of it. It looks like he may be grimacing beneath them. The caption reads: “(203): Then I’ll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do.”]
[A screen cap of James May and Richard Hammond sitting on their “couch” on the Top Gear set. They are gazing lovingly at one another…or something like that. James is smiling, at least. The caption reads: “(308): Why aren’t you two playing Dora the explorer with each other’s genitals yet?”]
Oh thats_suss… Familiar?
[Image: In a screencap from Top Gear, James May, wearing a flowery shirt, has his arm around Richard Hammond’s shoulders. He is also wearing a flowery shirt. They’re gazing at one another, softly. The caption reads: “(425): He sat next to me, put his around me, yelled at hsi girlfriend that he was breaking up with ehr, and told me I’m his little pet for the night.”}
[Image: In a screen cap of a Top Gear episode, Jeremy Clarkson is looking directly at the camera with the smuggiest of smug grins on his face. The caption reads: “(501): If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start to boil around you.”
[Image: There are two panels, one atop the other. The top panel is a black and white pic of Richard Hammond holding what might be a cell phone; in the bottom panel, Jeremy Clarkson is using his phone as he walks down the street and he’s smirking, just a little. The caption reads: “(925): I get so many dick pics from him… He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis…”]
I’m not sure if I am submitting this correctly. It’s my first time :)
It’s a photo of James May and Madison Welch with the text “(+44): She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasn’t pissed in as many public places as me…”
I hope you like it. This is my favorite blog.
[Image: Jeremy Clarkson, or should I say Jason Clarkson, in a screencap from the Interceptors episode of Top Gear.He’s got the black shirt, pink scarf, large sunglasses, moustache and “hey, sexy ladies” look going on. The caption reads: (713): this mustache is awesome. I can’t pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I’d like to give that guy a handy.”]